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Vertu Diamond Collection mobile phone - $41,000
This cell phone separates the ballers from the wannabe’s. Honestly, P-diddy probably doesn’t even have one. The limited edition phone has 700 hand-set diamonds, an 18-karat gold body and a button that connects you directly to a personalized concierge service. Order me

Oculas Relaxation Theater - starting at $45,000
The designers of this suped up la-z-boy promote its application for gaming, business and meditation. Features include (but are definitely not limited to) a flat-panel screen, Internet and DVD hookups, mood lighting and a massage chair. Throw in a porn DVD and you can ditch that nagging girlfriend. Order me

German Physiks Gaudis - $250,000
These are the priciest non-custom speakers on the planet. The Gaudis can reproduce the sounds of individual instruments in a recording, the company says. Plus, with hand-buffed lacquer finishes, they look pretty damn cool. Then again, for this price you could just hire your own orchestra. Order me

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The new Pioneer Premier’s four-inch profile (half of a normal subs profile) allows you to slide in into the back of your pickup truck, SUV and or small hatch back without sacrificing the all-important boom. The resulting sound is delivered with 300 to 1,000 watts of power—which will alert all the world that your girly techno CD is on serious rotation. From outside the car, all bass lines pretty much sound the same. Even if you melt the sub while kicking your favorite tunes, the die-cast housing chamber makes a handsome fruit basket. It’s a win-win!

It’s been getting some great reviews (4.5 out of 5.) Check the bottom of this page.

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Your buddies think they’ve got superbowl-sunday bragging rights? Put their 42 inch plasma to shame with this uber piece of new technology. The HP Instant Cinema ep9010 has got some pretty impressive specs including a projection area of up to 10 feet. They say size matters and in this case, I’m pretty damn sure it does. The only ball buster is that you’ll need a mere 2000 coins to call one of these your own. Not too bad considering most 50 inch plasmas are priced about the same, if not more, depending on the brand name. The only thing missing is wireless connectivity, although, finding a plasma with that is rare in itself.

Why spend $2000 on this?
on-board dvd player
comprehensive A/V inputs
integrated 2.1 speaker system
30 watt subwoofer

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