Insanely awesome drinking gadgets

intelligent-coaster.jpgSmart Coaster - Empty Alert!
Another way to be the most efficient alcoholic is ensuring that your glass is never empty, and this invention from students and a professor at the University of Munich can do so. The intelligent coaster includes a gravity and weight sensor. It can be calibrated to an empty glass before any drinking is done. Once an empty glass is placed on the coaster it can then notify the bartender immediately. No idea on how the bartender would be alerted, but I would assume it would be by some kind of computer or pager system. Not released for sale yet.

bongxedoblue.jpgBongXedo Ultimate Beer Pong
In further pursuit of getting you ready for one of the biggest drinking holidays of the year, I present the BongXedo beer bong. This beer bong systems is worn around the body and the drinking tube comes out in a very peculiar place. The BongXedo has dual funnels that can hold a few beers, total. The tubes meet at one intersection for drinking. For anyone who has any experience with beer bongs knows that the foam at the bottom of the bong can be a deal breaker. The BongXedo includes tubes that ports the base foam back up to the top so no beer is ever wasted. Efficiency at its best. Order yours.

beer_chiller_04.jpgAmazin’ Beer Chiller - Coldest Brew in 2
The Amazin’ Beer Chiller uses scientific principles to chill down a cold one in two minutes. Using what its makers call “patented XDR technology,” it spins a 16-or 12-ounce beer or soda can in such a way that all of the liquid is exposed to the edges of the can because of the vortex created inside, cooling it off quickly. Then comes the secret part:

The battery-operated device also removes the heat from the outside of the can using special secret technology. All this chilling tech runs on two AA batteries, and all you have to do is just add a little ice and water. Or, you could just put your beers in the refrigerator and night before for free.

Secret? Looks like it uses the same principle as stirring a drink with ice in a glass. So far the Amazin’ Beer Chiller is only available in Korea, but if it works as well as its maker says it does, expect to see it in the United States sometime soon.

via gizmodo

10 Common Beer Myths

Beer GirlsIt seems like there is always that guy in the bar that has a crazy story about the beer he’s drinking. The worst part, sometimes its believable, so you tell someone, then they tell someone, and thats a beer myth. Here are ten of the more outrageous myths about beer and what you need to know to set that guy in the bar straight.Beer Myth 1: Beat the Beer Belly with Light Beer
OK, light beers have maybe 90-100 calories, regular beers generally have less than 200 calories. A beer lover would say the difference is comparable to the difference between McDonalds and a 5 star restaurant. A dietician would tell you the difference is negligible. So unless you are drinking 300 beers a week, I would drink the good stuff.

Beer Myth 2: The darker the beer, the more alcohol it contains
Not even close. Guinness is black, and has 4.2% alcohol. The color of a beer comes from the toasted malts, which has no effect on alcohol content. Ingredients like rice syrup, honey, and corn syrup add alcohol to beer, but do not influence the color.

Beer Myth 3: Beer is ruined if warmed and then refrigerated
This can be true, if you do it many, many times, and it will happen gradually. People think re-chilling beer will cause it to be “skunked”. Beer can be ruined by air, light and time. Temperature won’t ruin a beer unless it’s extreme. Get fresh beer and store it in dark place, and it will be fine.

Beer Myth 4: Imported beers have more alcohol than domestic beers
This comes from the way US beers reported their beers’ alcohol content. The rest of the world uses “Alcohol by Volume”, here is the US they used “Alcohol By Weight”. Since beer weighs less than water, US beers had smaller numbers, but not less alcohol. 

Beer Myth 5: The Guinness they serve in Ireland is better
It seems widely accepted that beer in “the old country” is better than what they export to the rest of the world. The brewing process is cheap, so why would a brewery risk their reputation by brewing a different beer for export? It doesn’t make sense, and it’s not true. With few exceptions, the beer that is exported is the exact same beer that they serve in the bar across the street from the brewery. The difference is purely freshness. It takes two weeks for a keg of Guinness to get from Dublin to your favorite bar in the states. Some beers, like Fosters, is brewed in Canada under a license for sale in the US. But it is clearly stated on the bottle when this is the case.
Beer Myth 6: Beer shouldn’t be Bitter
The bitterness of a beer comes from the hops. Hops are in all beers to balance the sweet malts and to act as a preservative. Some beers have a lot of hops, like India Pale Ales (IPAs) and some beers have less hops, like Wheat Beers. Hops can give a beer complexity and add all sorts of flavors and aromas, like pine, citrus, and earthiness. Hops are why people say beer is an acquired taste, but they also make beer delicious.

Beer Myth 7: The best beers are in green bottles.
As it turns out, brown bottles protect the beer from the light much better than green bottles or clear bottles. This myth comes from when there was a shortage of brown glass in Europe after WWII. The European beers were bottled in green instead, so green bottles came to represent imports. This certainly isn’t the case anymore.

Beer Myth 8: The Thai beer Singha has formaldehyde in it
It seems widely believed that Singha is brewed with formaldehyde, as is Chang beer, San Miguel, Vietnamese 33, and Singapore’s Tiger Beer. The most believable explanation for this one is that Singha is much more bitter and contains more alcohol than most lagers. When American or British expatriots and soldiers were drinking beer in Thailand, they got drunk much more quickly then they were used to, and it was much more bitter flavor then they were used to. To explain this it was suggested that it contained formaldehyde. Crazy. 

Beer Myth 9: Corona is Mexican Piss
In the 1980s there was a rumor that Mexican workers were peeing in the Corona tanks that were destined for the US. Certainly alarmingly disgusting… if true. As it turns out this myth was started as a result of Corona’s rising popularity in the US market, and who was jealous? Heineken. This was nothing more than a rumor started by a Heineken wholesaler in Reno. It all worked out, the guy from Heineken admitted his wrongdoing, and Corona continued it’s rise to popularity. But the rumor can still be heard today in bars across the country.
Beer Myth 10: Women don’t like beer
Thats crazy! My wife loves beer almost as much as I do. Women have brewed more beer than men in the History of Beer. Sister Doris in Bavaria brews Mallersdorf lager. Fortunately, this myth is far from true.

Source: 
       DrinkingBeer.net
References:
       Michael Jackson’s “Why Beer is Best”
       Debunking the Beer Myths
       Beer Myth article from City Weekly
       Lew Bryson’s Take on Beer Myths

Official Beer Pong guidelines

Beer Pong ChickPlaying beer pong is pretty straight forward, right? The only problem is that there seems to be no official rules or guides. This post is an attempt at creating an official guide to beer pong. Maybe next time the poor guy visiting your town won’t be confused and end up trashed on the bathroom floor. I’m a nice guy, what can I say.

What You’ll Need:
22 red cups
1 regulation size ping pong table.
2 ping pong balls.
1 keg of beer
1 large water pitcher

Game Set-up:
Take 10 cups per side of the table, fill approximately half way and form a pyramid. Use the remaining 2 cups as rinse cups for each side if/when the ball hits the ground or some other undesirable surface.

The Rules

Eye For An Eye
To decide which team shoots first, one player from each side takes a shot while staring the other player in the eyes. Whichever team makes the shot first shoots first for the game. If the teams both make the shot, rotate until only one person makes the shot.

After deciding who goes first, the teams will shoot the ping pong balls into the opposing team’s cups. if a team makes a cup, the opposition drinks that cup.

Bring It Back
In the event that a team makes both balls in seperate cups, they get the balls back and can shoot again. This is only allowed once per turn.

Bounces
If a team bounces the ball into a cup, opposition drinks that cup plus one of their choice. If the team sees a bounce coming they can block it.

Rerack
Reracks can be made when there are 6 and 3 cups remaining. 6 cups are only reracked into a pyramid and 3 cups can be reracked likewise or in the “Power I”(in a verticle line).

Special Circumstances

Gentleman’s/Ladies Shots
If a team recovers a rebound from a missed shot they are entitled to 1 Gentleman’s Shot. The rebounding player can shoot the ball from behind their back(if a gentleman) or through the legs(if a lady). If made the shot counts as a regular cup.

Ringers
A ringer is when a ball rolls around the cup, but does not touch beer. In this situation, guys attempt to pick it out with their hand and girls blow it out of the cup.

Game Breakers
If a player is drinking a cup and there is still beer in the cup, the opposition may shoot at that cup. If made the shot ends the game and that team must complete a predetermined feat.

Redemption
If each team has one cup remaining and a team makes the last cup, the other team gets a redemption. If they miss, the game ends. If they make it, play continues.