Battle of the full size trucks, yeeehaw!

You’re a guy; chances are you wanna buy a new truck for the ego boost (aside from being able to throw a keg in the back of course.) I’m going to try and help you ignore that urge and actually make a smart decision for once in your life. You’re not a kid in a candy store, you’re an adult who’s about to spend an average of 32 G’s on your ride.

Nissan Titan SE
nissan-titan-se1.jpgFirst and foremost and my favorite. Usually people think it’s got the most power out of the bunch - they’re wrong. It is quickest off the line but only because its the lightest. Plus, this obviously leads to a better MPG  aka extra beer money in your pocket. They are built nissan tough (pun intended) and their instruments seem like they could take a beating - window/lock buttons/shifter etc. During my test drive I couldn’t resist but to chirp the tires with that 317hp 5.6L beast under the hood. They come with a stock exhaust that has a low pitch rumble ..similar to that of after market flow masters.

Ford F150 King Ranch
f150_kingranch1.jpgI can’t get through a single week without hearing a line about their reliability. Found On Road Dead or Fix Or Repair Daily. Ford has not only improved the reliability of the F series this year; they’ve turned the F-150 into a bad ass looking truck. They’re following the rest of the auto design market and moving into boxier aerodynamics. Has all sorts of nice little cabin gadgets - shit, it should have with a base price of $38,000. Highest price and lowest HP at 300 - not slow or sheepish at all though.

Chevrolet Silverado Crew Cab
chevrolet-silverado-0307.jpgChevy seems like they’re scared to change their trucks. My daily driver is 99 silverado (only 47k miles on it might I add) and the new silverados look exactly the same. I wouldn’t trade it for a new one only because I’d probably ruin it inside and out; i’d be pissed off at myself for weeks.  Back to the truck - GM created all sorts of hype and never met their promises. Expectations were much higher and they didnt deliver. Under the hood you can get a Vortec 6.0L engine but even with that monster you’ll still lose to a Titan or F150. Sad but true, as far as a pimp ride the silverado sucks right now. On a side note, it does make a perfect work truck.

Toyota Tundra Crewmax
toyota-tundra-0307.jpgOk, on the racing strip this is #1 on the list - 5.7-liter i-Force V8 pumps out a killer 381 HP. It’s speed is awesome but as far as it’s overall strength of a truck I’d stick with the others. It’s got all kinds of Toyota computer components on board - the more you kick it’s ass the more they kick in and the ruin the fun. Nothing to do with the torque, I’m talking about electronic stability control. It’s like a nagging parent that doesn’t give you enough space. Try whipping a dough nut in the mud and you’ll probably have a hard time. Never tried but be my guest.

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