NOPI Car Show Chicks. Nice car, riight.

Yellow Bikini Nopi ChickChicks are into fast and pimped out cars, right? Or do they just like the attention that they get driving around in head turning rides? Either way, it has helped geeky guys who drive nice cars get laid for decades. This brings me to another phenomon I’d like to refer to as ‘car show chicks’. These car loving groupies travel around with the car shows (for example NOPI and Hot Import Nights.) My question, again, is whether they just like the attention or are actually into the cars. Either way, I enjoy their presence and find it hard to see past them - what car show? i thought it was a model shoot..

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Get your girlfriend into video games

Girlfriend Playing Video GameMany guys will be forced, at some point, to part with their beloved game console by supreme order of their bitchin’ counter-part. This can be avoided by using some proven tactics to gradually introduce video gaming into your relationship. You may not get her into Resident Evil, but she may end up playing some games you both can enjoy.

6 Steps

  1. Find out if your girlfriend has ever played video games before. She may not be a full-blown gamer, but maybe she played Mario games when she was younger. Or maybe she likes playing an Internet game from time to time. If you know her gaming history, you’ll have a better chance of finding a game she’ll enjoy now.
  2. Remind your girlfriend that if you both play video games, you’ll be able to spend even more quality time together.
  3. Pick out a game she might like. If you’re not 100% sure she’ll enjoy it, you can rent it.
    • Try to choose a game or game system that isn’t too confusing, and doesn’t require short reaction time. Many non-gamers are intimidated by button combinations. If you’ve ever gotten frustrated to the point of throwing the controller in a game, don’t start with that one.
    • If you can, get a game that is multi-player or, optimally, co-op.
    • Consider your girlfriend’s personality when picking out a game. Some girls may prefer the brightly colored, all-ages games like Katamari Damacy, Bust A Move, Lego Star Wars, Sims, or just about any Mario game. But remember that your girlfriend is an individual who could just as well go for Halo, Resident Evil, or Grand Theft Auto. In general, girls go more for games that involve good characterization and dramatic plotlines; even a modicum of these factors can make a game a lot more appealing for a girl. For instance, many girls won’t be interested in Soul Calibur 2 … but if you let a girl make a custom character in Soul Calibur 3 (maybe encouraging her to make up a story or background for that character), you might be surprised by her sudden surge of enthusiasm for learning that character’s moves.
    • Don’t get games that involve things like strippers, prostitutes, and sex. Unless she has a sense of humor about such things, she probably won’t like it.
  4. Have fun when you play with her. If you make it a good time she will enjoy it, even if she’s not that “into games.” Crack jokes, make her laugh, and focus primarily on spending time with her, not on winning the game at hand. Be prepared to help her out. Even if she’s only playing “easy” games, your girlfriend may get stuck and frustrated. As a gamer, you know one of the most frustrating things about video games is getting stuck. Helping her will not only avoid her getting frustrated and fed up with video games, but it will foster a sense of “playing together” and help her see what a great guy you are.
  5. Be understanding and supportive. When she first starts out, tell her that it’s easy, and that she will catch on. Make her feel like this is something that she can do. Let her win. Try not to show any signs of being annoyed that she can’t pass the 1st water zone for the 76th time in a row. As she keeps playing, she will get better and may enjoy the game itself.
  6. Next time you and your girlfriend are in a game shop, casually walk by the video game section and ask her if there is anything that catches her eye. She will probably say no at first without looking at any game, but coax her into it.

Helpful warnings

  • If you try to get your girlfriend into something you’re into that she’s not, she may feel justified in doing the same with you–attempting to show you the glory of motor mechanics, for example. If she’s a good sport, you should be, too.
  • If you get her into gaming, you might never get access to your computer or game console again.
  • If you’re the kind of person who shouts phrases with extremely violent cursing after losing a video game, try not to do so. It may show her that you’re not a very civil person. (Also, be prepared for her to reveal that she is not a very civil person by violently cursing after losing.)
  • When and if she starts to beat you on a consistent basis, do *NOT* stop playing the game with her, remember you wanted this. Nurture it.
  • Tom Brady’s Ex Girlfriend: Bridget Moynahan

    Bridget Moynahan SexyBridget Moynahan’s first jump into fame was with her role as Mr. Big’s fiance Natasha on the popular show Sex and the City during the late 90’s. After getting her name out with the show, Bridget went on to take roles in a nice selection of movies, from our favorite bar tending hotties flick Coyote Ugly to the chick flick Serendipity. Of course, there were other box office killers like The Sum of All Fears, The Recruit, and I-Robot. Bridget has done pretty damn well for herself (getting rid of Tom Brady was among the good things she’s done.) Funny enough, he moved on to Gisele Bundchen (victorias secret babe) right after Bridget. Tom’s obviously doing something very right. Shit, there’s an idea, an interview with Tom Brady about his dating techniques.

    Pictures of Bridget Moynahan (sadly, nothing too revealing.)

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    Howard Stern’s Girlfriend: Beth Ostrosky

    Beth OtroskyBeth Ostrosky; a gorgeous hard working model who’s been involved with the notorius NYC radio asshole Howard Stern since 2002. The paparazzi pounced on her during the beginning of their relationship but the pressure has eased off over the past 5 years. She was noticeably unhappy about all the media attention and gossip. Slowly, Beth has built up her own reputation and respectable media coverage instead of the negative coverage that she started with. Beth Ostrasky stays busy, not only as a model, but also as a television personality, columnist and spokesperson for the North Shore Animal League.

    To date; Beth has appeared on the cover of FHM magazine twice (side note..FHM’s mag is ending soon.) The sexy blonde has also jumped into the co-host spot of Spike TV’s Casino Cinema (with Steve Schirripa from the Sopranos.) On top of her already busy schedule, Beth has found the time to put her 3rd amazing swimsuit calendar into print. And if that isn’t enough for one chick, the gorgeous model responds to FHM readers in the “Ask Beth and Isaac” column each and every month.

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    Black American Express Card. True Baller Status.

    Black Amex CardThere’s been several rumors going around that the “black amex card” doesn’t truly exist. The actual rumors have been going on for decades (since the 80’s.) The truth is - the card does in fact exist. Amex saw opportunity and took the “black card” idea and ran with it during October, 1999. I did a little digging for the actual facts on this notorius credit card and here’s what I found:

    requirements

    Despite its status as the world’s most elite credit card, Centurion’s requirements are basic enough. To qualify you must have:

    • A one-year tenure and $250,000 annual cash flow on any American Express card
    • A U.S. billing address
    • An exceptional credit history

    The annual fee is $2,500, and although the card is generally by invitation only, any Amex cardholder who believes he qualifies can request that his account be reviewed for eligibility.

    benefits

    The following are only a fraction of the diverse and extraordinary benefits the Centurion cardholder enjoys.

    Personal

    In a stern rebuke of touch-tone voice recordings, Amex assigns a personal concierge with an e-mail address and a direct phone number to each cardholder. Tales of concierges doing backflips to hook up impossible dinner reservations and nonexistent show tickets flood internet forums.If the Centurion cardholder is enrolled in the Credit Card Registry program and loses his wallet, Amex will arrange for all of his credit cards to be invalidated and for new cards to be issued in their place — with a single phone call.Finally, in the Emergency Assistance Program, if a member is more than 100 miles from home, Amex gives medical, legal and financial assistance 24/7. It will replace lost passports or misplaced prescriptions, arrange for an air ambulance from anywhere on the planet, monitor medical treatment, and cover inoculations. 

    Retail

    The Centurion cardholder enjoys private access to a number of high-end retailers — including Bergdorf, Bulgari, Gucci, Harvey Nichols, Neiman Marcus, and Saks Fifth Avenue — where he can request the assistance of a personal shopper. If he happens to lose or damage an item or two, purchases on the card are protected against such tragedies up to $50,000 a year. If that weren’t enough, the Buyers Assurance Plan extends the terms of the original manufacturer’s warranty by three years, regardless of warranty length. This perk lends itself to the possibility that, on a lifetime warranty, a cardholder may enjoy coverage through his first three years in the afterlife. They say those are the hardest.

    Hotels

    The Centurion cardholder’s memberships in FHR (Fine Hotels and Resorts) and SLH (Small Luxury Hotels) give him access to 530 hotels worldwide and entitle him to free room upgrades, late check-out, a domestic staff eager to satisfy his every excess, and a complimentary continental breakfast for two.

    If the cardholder books two nights at any participating Mandarin Oriental hotel (excluding the NYC property), he enjoys the second night free. The benefits are similar to the FHR program, except that the domestic staff is reduced to a butler’s help in the packing and unpacking process.

    Travel

    Arguably, it’s in this area that Centurion earns its keep. In addition to membership in Hertz #1 Gold Club and Avis President’s Club, some of the many benefits include:

    • A personal travel consultant
    • First class flight upgrades (when available)
    • Membership in the International Airlines Program, allowing one complimentary ticket on transatlantic flights with the purchase of one first class or business ticket
    • Access to 450 airport lounges in 80 countries via Priority Pass (Amex waives the $399 fee)
    • Membership in the Private Jet Services Program, wherein the cardholder can either buy flight time on a private jet or assume fractional jet ownership with a half-dozen elite private jet carriers
    • Up to $700 stateroom shipboard credit on selected cruises
    • Membership in Space Adventures, a space tourism company, including privileged invitations to various space-related events. Additionally, the cardholder receives an annual credit toward the payment of a suborbital flight reservation. Yes, you read that right.

    Travel insurance

    Benefits include:

    • Flight: As much as $3.5 million for death and dismemberment
    • Baggage: Carry-ons up to $2000, checked baggage up to $1000
    • Travel Delay Protection: If a cardholder’s flight is delayed beyond certain specified times, Amex allows him $250 for hotels, cabs and other expenses
    • Delayed Checked Bag Program: If a member makes it to his destination but his bag is delayed for more than three hours, Amex allows him up to $500 for whatever he needs. Please double-check before ordering the in-room porno.

    Other

    Finally, the Centurion cardholder benefits from membership in the Premium Vital Component Program, which offers complimentary transplants on all major organs. Just kidding.

    once you go black…

    The notion of unlimited spending alone puts the Centurion at the apex of the credit card industry. It’s difficult to envision how competitors might top it. Miraculous healing abilities, lifetime transactional immunity, Human Soul purchasing power?

    Nonetheless, internet forums and message boards reveal the birth of a new urban legend among Centurion cardholders, one born less of enigmatic fascination and more of insecurity. The legend alleges the shadowy existence of the secretive, ultra-ultra-exclusive “Crystal” card, which is said to be mightier and more discriminating than the Centurion.  

    American Express refutes this. Phew.

    Carmen Electra’s still a sex symbol

    Carmen Electra smoking hot pics with the Bombshell Babes at Dinah ShoreIt’s been quite some time since I’ve seen anything sexy from Carmen Electra, but to my surprise, she performed at a concert at the Dinah Shore Festival last week. In case you didn’t know, she used to be a dancer before she became an actress. Her dance performance confirmed her class A sex symbol status for all of us guys - the audience (both men and woman) was in awe as she bounced her ass and rolled her hips around stage. The tiny lingerie outfits and corset she had just added onto the teasing performance. 

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    Hot teachers gone wild; for students

    I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s been noticing all of the new cases in the news. What is it that attracts these gorgeous teachers to their teenage students? In my opinion; it makes them feel young, sexy, and naughty. The fact that they have to hide their sexual encounters is a turn on for them. I mean come on; who hasn’t got it on in the closet, back seat, or in a public place. They just take this sneaky fetish to a whole new level.

    I don’t think they should get 12 years in prison for their crimes (depending on the guys age.) For example, does it make sense to lock up a 26 year old woman up for over a decade because she slept with an 18 year old man ONLY because she was an authority to him in the school system. Yes it’s illegal and should be punished but maybe tone it down a little.

    Read on…

    Chronicles of the horny teachers

    Deanna Bobo: Despite her denials of sex with her 14-year-old student, this Arkansas mother of five was convicted and sentenced to 12 year in prison on two counts of first-degree sexual assault. As WND previously reported, Bobo allegedly had sex twice with a boy in his own bed while his parents were not home and possibly relations with three othe juveniles. “This is a proclivity on her part,” said the prosecutor.

    Adrianne Hockett: Accused of having sex with a 16-year-old special-needs student in a Houston apartment she rented for the get-togethers. The boy has testified the pair would “have sex, drink beer and smoke weed.”

    Amber Jennings, 31: Though Jennings was initially charged with having sex with a 16-year-old, the counts against the Sturbridge, Mass., woman were reduced to a single charge of disseminating harmful materials to a minor. She reportedly admitted e-mailing naked photos of herself to a former student. She received no jail time, only two years of probation after pleading guilty.

    Amber Marshall, 23: Northwest Indiana woman allegedly had sexual contact, including intercourse, with several students at Hebron High School, and turned herself into authorities, telling police she knew what she did was illegal.

    Amira Sa’Di, 30: Clayton County, Ga., woman remarked she didn’t think her relationship was inappropriate based on her Internet research, learning the Peach State’s age of consent is 16.

    Amy Gail Lilley, 36: Inverness, Fla., woman and softball coach at Lecanto High School charged with a lesbian relationship with a 15-year-old girl. She received no prison time, being sentenced to two years of house arrest and eight more years of probation.


    Amy McElhenny

    Amy McElhenney, 25: Charged with having a sexual relationship with an 18-year-old male student, the 25-year-old Hebron High School Spanish teacher and former Miss Texas contestant will not be serving any jail time after a Denton County, Texas, grand jury refused to issue an indictment. While the age of consent in Texas is 17 years, a state law bans sexual relationships between educators and students even if the student is of legal age and the relationship is consensual. She could have faced 20 years in prison if indicted and convicted.


    Angela Comer

    Angela Comer, 26: Middle-school teacher from Tompkinsville, Ky., fled with her alleged lover, her 14-year-old male student, before being tracked down in Mexico where she reportedly planned to marry the boy. She was indicted for illegal sex acts with a minor and returned to Kentucky. Charges include felony custodial interference, two counts of third-degree sodomy and four counts of unlawful transaction with a minor relating to sexual acts.

    Angela Stellwag, 24: Delran, N.J., woman accused of having sex in her apartment with a 14-year-old boy she met in school. She was charged with sexual assault for activity that allegedly took place in August 2004. She pleaded not guilty in August 2006.

    Beth Raymond, 31: Private-school employee from Pownal, Maine, charged with risk of injury to a minor and second-degree sexual assault of a juvenile male at Eagle Hill School in Greenwich, Conn. In July 2006, she was sentenced to 18 months prison.

    Bethany Sherrill, 24: Daughter-in-law of school-board president charged with molesting a 15-year-old middle-school student. Reports state Sherill allegedly had oral sex with the boy and sent him coded text messages. She resigned her position at Jefferson Elementary School in Farmington, Mo., and eventually received 90 days in jail and two years probation, and was forced to register as a sex offender.


    Cameo Patch

    Cameo Patch, 29: Substitute teacher at Tooele High School in Tooele, Utah, arrested for allegedly performing oral sex on a 17-year-old male student. The sexual activity was allegedly consensual, and reportedly took place off school grounds after the pair had exchanged phone numbers in a restaurant. She was sentenced to no jail time, despite comments from the judge that a man would have likely gone to prison.

    Celeste Emerick, 32: Police in Huber Heights, Ohio, say the Wayne High School teacher hosted a party where students were shown pornography. Prosecutors charged her with one count of sexual battery, a felony in Ohio.

    Christina Gallagher, 26: Jersey City, N.J., woman received no jail time, but was ordered to pay more than $1,000 in fines, sentenced to a lifetime registration as a convicted sex offender and ordered to attend therapy for having sex with a 17-year-old student in late 2004. The former Rahway High School instructor was banned from teaching and seeing the student with whom she had sex.

    Christine Duda, 39: Teacher at the Normandy Alternative School in St. Louis County, Mo., allegedly took a 16-year-old hearing-impaired male student to her home for sex in December 2005. She was charged with two counts of felony statutory rape and fired by the school district.

    Christine Scarlett, 36: English teacher at Strongsville High School in Ohio began a sexual relationship with the 17-year-old captain of the football team, Steven Bradigan, in November 2002 and eventually gave birth to Bradigan’s son. Scarlett was fired from her teaching job, but insists nothing improper happened during the time she was Bradigan’s teacher. She was never charged with any criminal wrongdoing.

    Deanna Bobo, 37: Special-education teacher at Raymond E. Wells Junior High School in Greenwood, Ark., allegedly had sex twice in 2005 with a 14-year-old boy in his own bed while his parents were not home. She denied the charge, but was convicted in September 2006 of two counts of first-degree sexual assault and sentenced to 12 years in prison.

    Debra LaFave, 25: Tampa, Fla., area teacher received no jail time despite having sex with her 14-year-old male student in a classroom and her Hillsborough County home. In another county, Marion, she was accused of having sex with the boy in an SUV. LaFave claimed at a March 2006 news conference she had a bipolar disorder. The boy’s father said LaFave should have received prison time in her plea deal, noting, “It’s a horrible, ugly thing that she’s done.”

    Diane DeMartini-Scully, 45: Mattituck, N.Y., woman was the school psychologist at East Hampton Middle School on Long Island when she was accused of having sex with the 16-year-old boyfriend of her own 13-year-old daughter. She allegedly had intercourse and oral sex with the boy on a number of occasions in May 2005 in her home and car. She was arrested after allegedly secretly visiting her young paramour at his new home in North Carolina.

    Donna Carr Galloway, 33: Married mother of two found naked in a car with a 17-year-old student.

    Elisa Kawasaki, 25: Biology teacher from Fresno, Calif., area, pleaded no contest to sex with a teen boy, and prosecutors dropped four other counts.

    Elizabeth Miklosovic, 36: Grand Rapids, Mich., teacher at South Haven’s Baseline Middle School pleaded no contest to sexually assaulting a 14-year-old female student she “married” in a pagan ritual in June 2004. Miklosovic is also accused of touching the girl’s genitals while camping in public parks. She told the judge before sentencing, “The entire ordeal has been blown totally out of proportion for something that was innocent, kind and nurturing in nature.” She was sentenced to five to 25 years.

    Elizabeth Stow, 26: Tulare Western High School teacher from Fresno, Calif., area convicted of having sex with three of her students was sentenced to nine years, but the judge suspended that sentence and gave her one year, followed by five years of probation. She was also ordered to register as a sex offender.

    Ellen Garfield, 43: Former student at Solomon Schecter School in Newton, Mass., said his music teacher took him into an empty classroom where she worked, partially disrobed, and coaxed him into having sex with her in 1998. Garfield was acquitted of all charges in September 2005.

    Emily Morris, 28: Teacher at Leeds High School in St. Clair County, Ala., faced a possible 20-year sentence, but received one year in jail for having consensual sex with a 15-year-old student.

    Erica Rutters, 29: Teacher at Oxford Christian Academy in New Oxford, Pa., allegedly wrote erotic messages to a 16-year-old student and had sexual intercourse with him four times in her apartment. She pleaded guilty to corruption of a minor, and received no jail time, just three years of probation in March 2006.

    Georgianne Harrell, 24: Teacher at Holley Elementary School in Sylvester, Ga., charged with performing oral sex on a 9-year-old boy in April 2005, allowing students to gaze down her blouse and slashing her wrists with glass in front of her students. Though she originally pleaded not guilty, she changed her plea to guilty just before trial, and was sentenced to 25 years in prison for aggravated child molestation.

    Gwen Cardozo, 33: Teacher at Wasson High School in Colorado Springs, Colo., accused of having sex with a 17-year-old male student. Police charged her with sexual assault on a child by one in a position of trust, and Cardozo resigned her position in March 2005. She pleaded guilty in July 2005 and received a deferred sentence, meaning no jail time if she remains trouble-free for four years.

    Heather Ingram, 30: Mathematics, science and business teacher at Chatelech Secondary School in Sechelt, British Columbia, had sex with a 17-year-old student. The relationship cost Ingram her job and reportedly led to the breakup of her 12-year common-law marriage to a man four years her senior.

    Jacquelyn Faith Garrison, 19: Substitute teacher at South Central High School in Winterville, N.C., was indicted in January 2006 on charges she was having an improper relationship with a 15-year-old student. The case involves some 50 phone calls and text messages exchanged between Garrison and the boy, who reportedly became uncomfortable when things of a sexual nature came up.

    Janelle Marie Bird, 24: Accused of having a two-year affair with a 15-year-old student from East Hill Christian School, in Pensacola, Fla. Declaring her love for the boy, she was charged with two counts of lewd and lascivious battery and two counts of unlawful sexual activity with a minor. Though Bird could have received 30 years upon conviction, she was sentenced in 2006 to two years in state prison.


    Jaymee Wallace


    Jaymee Wallace, 28:
    Basketball coach in Tampa, Fla., charged with having an 18-month lesbian relationship with a student. Authorities say the student, who was 15 when she met Wallace, voluntarily had sex with the coach more than 50 times, in a parking lot at Busch Gardens and often at Wallace’s own apartment while a fellow classmate was in an adjacent room. According to the police report, the sexual relationship reportedly began in early 2003, after the student received a note from Wallace saying she “found her attractive and wanted to know if she felt the same way.”

    Joan Marie Sladky, 28: Redwood City, Calif., woman sentenced to six months in county jail for having sex with a 16-year-old student after pleading no contest to four counts of unlawful sexual intercourse, oral copulation and penetration with a foreign object. The Spanish teacher’s relationship with the boy spanned six months, as she reportedly had sex with him once at his home and three times at her residence, which was on the property of the private Baptist church and school where she taught.

    Katherine Tew, 30: Married English teacher from Greenville, N.C., arrested for having sex with a 17-year-old boy. She taught at South Central High School in Winterville, N.C., and was convicted of taking indecent liberties with a child, but found not guilty of the more serious sex charge. She was not given prison time, and lost her teaching license for at least two years.

    Kathy White, 39: Teacher at Lumberton High School in Lumberton, Texas, charged with having sex with a 17-year-old student. The victim, Michael Ferguson, alleges: “She just started grabbing me and hormones were on and it just happened.” Ferguson provided KBTV-TV with an e-mail allegedly sent by White, in which the teacher told him, “I get these cravings for YOU and that’s not NORMAL! If I had it my way, I’d do you once a week just because it’s good.”

    Kelly Lynn Dalecki, 28: Elementary-school teacher from St. Augustine, Fla., pleaded no contest to charges she had sex with a 13-year-old boy in 2003. The boy’s parents reportedly found more than 50 sexually explicit e-mails and pornographic pictures allegedly sent by Dalecki on his computer. Dalecki was sentenced to nearly a year in prison.


    Kristen Margrif

    Kristen Margrif, 27: Mayville, Mich., teacher accused of having sex with a 16-year-old male student in her car or at his summer workplace in June and July 2005. She was given a one-year delayed sentence in June 2006 on three felony counts of second-degree criminal sexual conduct with a student, meaning she’ll only have to serve probation if she remains trouble-free for a year.

    Lakina Stutts, 40: School-bus driver admitted to cops she had sex with a 14-year-old student in her home and in a car outside the boy’s home.

    Laura-Anne Brownlee, 26: Former music mistress at a top private school in Belfast, N. Ireland, was given a six-month suspended sentence on charges of indecently assaulting a 15-year-old boy.

    Laura Lynn Findlay, 30: Band teacher at Ricker Middle School in Buena Vista Township, Mich., charged with having sex with at least 5 students, one as young as 14. She was sentenced in August 2006 to at least seven and as much as 25 years in prison.

    Lynn Saunders, 38: A former basketball star at the College of Staten Island, the gym teacher at St. Paul’s School in New Brighton, N.Y., was arrested in March 2005 for allegedly molesting a 12-year-old girl whose family she had befriended. Saunders admitted to touching the girl’s breasts and genital area on several dates in February 2005. She received no jail time, only probation and registration as a sex offender. The family is now suing Saunders and the Archdiocese of New York, claiming the girl became suicidal and still suffers from “severe emotional shock, trauma, embarrassment, anxiety and other psychological injuries.”


    Margaret De Barraicua

    Margaret De Barraicua, 30: Sacramento, Calif., area woman arrested after police found her having sex with a 16-year-old male student in her car while the woman’s toddler was strapped into a seat in the back. She pleaded guilty to four felony counts of statutory rape and was sentenced to a year in jail and five years formal probation.

    Maria Saco, 28: Math teacher at Lincoln Middle School in Passaic, N.J., sentenced in 2005 to a year in jail for an intimate relationship with a teen student who was 14 when they first met. Saco reportedly gave the boy a key to her apartment.

    Mary Kay Letourneau, 34: Des Moines, Wash., teacher did prison time after having sex with a sixth-grade student, Vili Fualaau, in 1996 and eventually had two children by him. She originally had Fualaau in her second-grade class at Shorewood Elementary School in Burien, Wash. The couple has since married.

    Melissa Michelle Deel, 32: Bristol, Tenn., teacher at Virginia Middle School pleaded guilty to crossing the state line into Virginia to have oral sex with a 13-year-old male student. As part of her plea agreement, Deel agreed never to profit from the crime, as well as have no contact with the boy and his family without court permission. She was sentenced to a year and two months prison.

    Michelle Kush, 29: Substitute teacher at Boone County High School in Florence, Ky., allegedly had sex with a 15-year-old boy several times during summer break. She was charged with two counts of rape and one sodomy count. In August 2006, Kush was sentenced to 60 days in jail, 30 days on house arrest and five years probation.

    Nicola Prentice, 22: British woman from Sheffield, England, given a 12-month suspended jail sentence after she seduced a 16-year-old student and began a 19-month affair.


    Nicole Barnhart

    Nicole Andrea Barnhart, 35: Highlands Ranch, Colo., woman reportedly told police she loves the 16-year-old boy with whom she was having sex. A teacher at Ponderosa High School, she pleaded guilty to felony sexual assault on a child, resulting in a two-year prison sentence and a minimum of 10 years in a sex-offender probation program.


    Nicole Long

    Nicole Long, 29: English teacher at Ayersville High School in Ohio resigned her teaching post after being accused of raping a 17-year-old boy. She pleaded guilty in January 2005 to a charge of sexual battery, and was sentenced in March to three months in jail.

    Nicole Pomerleau, 31: English teacher at Olympic High School in Charlotte, N.C., arrested in March 2004 for allegedly having a sexual relationship with her 16-year-old student. The age of consent in North Carolina is 16, but teachers having sex with students is an exception to the law. Though Pomerleau admitted the affair, she got no prison time and did not have to register as a sex offender.

    Pamela Smart, 22: Media-services director at Winnacunnet High School in Hampton, N.H., had convinced her 15-year-old lover to murder her husband. She was arrested in 1993 and is now serving a life sentence. The Nicole Kidman film “To Die For” is based on her story.

    Pamela Rogers Turner, 27: Former model and beauty-pageant contestant also taught at Centertown Elementary School in McMinnville, Tenn. She was arrested in February 2005 for allegedly having a three-month sexual relationship with a 13-year-old boy. She resigned her teaching position and was charged with 15 counts of sexual battery and 13 counts of statutory rape. Originally sentenced to 270 days in August 2005, she got in additional trouble in April 2006 for sending text messages, nude photos, and sex videos of herself to the same boy while using her father’s cellphone. In July 2006, she was sentenced to seven years for violating her probation.

    Rachelle Vantucci, 32: Ex-substitute teacher from Geneseo, N.Y., admitted having sex with a 16-year-old boy she met at a local riding stable. After pleading guilty, Vantucci agreed to surrender her teaching license and register as a sex offender.

    Rebecca Boicelli, 33: Redwood City, Calif., woman gave birth to a baby last year and DNA test results gave prosecutors enough evidence to prove the father is Boicelli’s former student, who was 16 at the time of conception. She was sentenced to two years in prison.

    Rhianna Ellis, 24: Social-studies teacher at the High School for Health Professions and Human Services in Manhattan, N.Y., allegedly began a 10-month sexual relationship with an 17-year-old player on the school’s basketball team, and reportedly gave birth to his baby. The teen boy even introduced Ellis to his parents, never indicating she was his teacher.

    Robin Gialanella, 26: Teacher at Silver Bay Elementary School in Toms River, N.J., engaged in kissing, and inappropriate conduct and conversations with two sixth-grade boys, ages 11 and 12, in 2003 and 2004. She was sentenced to 364 days in jail with psychotherapy, must register as a sex offender, will be under lifetime supervision and must surrender her New Jersey teaching certificate.

    Robin Winkis, 29: English teacher at Central York High School in York, Pa., allegedly had sex with a 17-year-old boy after giving him alcohol. Authorties accused her of five alleged sex acts during October and November 2005. She pleaded guilty as part of a deal, and was sentenced to two to 23 months in jail.

    Samantha Solomon, 29: Guidance counselor at the High School for Health Professions and Human Services in Manhattan, N.Y. was fired after school bosses learned she was having sex with a teenage boy. She denies the allegations, attributing them to rumors gone wild.

    Sandra “Beth” Geisel, 42: English teacher at Christian Brothers Academy, an all-boys school in Albany, N.Y., allegedly had sex three times with a 16-year-old male student in May 2005, including once on school grounds in the football stadium’s press box. Originally indicted in September for three counts of third degree rape, she pleaded guilty to a single count of rape and was sentenced to six months in jail, and ranked as a Level 1 sex offender, the lowest risk.

    Shelley Allen, 35: Teacher’s aide from Cherokee County, Texas, was arrested in June 2005. Allen was charged with sexual assault of a child and faces a possible 20 years behind bars.

    Shelley White, 24: Geography teacher in Britain had been engaged to be married before she kissed a 15-year-old student on at least three occasions. She avoided jail, but received 12 months community service.

    Stephanie Burleson: Volleyball coach and teacher at Floresville High School in Texas six years ago, pleaded guilty to all charges for molesting a 16-year-old female student. She was sentenced to 10 years probation, and required to register as a sex offender.

    Susan Eble, 35: Former teacher’s aide is accused of having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old boy.

    Tara Lynn Crisp, 29: Police allege she had sex with a student at least three times beginning when he was 14.

    Toni Lynn Woods, 37: Middle-school teacher in Braxton County, W.Va., confessed in 2005 to having sexual intercourse with three juveniles a total of four times and oral sex with one of those juveniles and another juvenile a total of four times. She reportedly described herself as a “monster” when she pleaded guilty. She resigned, surrendered her teaching certificate, and was given consecutive sentences of one-to-five years on four counts of third-degree sexual assault.

    Traci Tapp, 28: Gym teacher at Hammonton High School in New Jersey accused of sexual contact with three male students, including having sex in her home multiple times in one night with a 16-year-old. In January 2006, she avoided any jail or probation time by admitting inappropriate touching, but she lost her teaching license.

    via worldnetdaily

    Insanely awesome drinking gadgets

    intelligent-coaster.jpgSmart Coaster - Empty Alert!
    Another way to be the most efficient alcoholic is ensuring that your glass is never empty, and this invention from students and a professor at the University of Munich can do so. The intelligent coaster includes a gravity and weight sensor. It can be calibrated to an empty glass before any drinking is done. Once an empty glass is placed on the coaster it can then notify the bartender immediately. No idea on how the bartender would be alerted, but I would assume it would be by some kind of computer or pager system. Not released for sale yet.

    bongxedoblue.jpgBongXedo Ultimate Beer Pong
    In further pursuit of getting you ready for one of the biggest drinking holidays of the year, I present the BongXedo beer bong. This beer bong systems is worn around the body and the drinking tube comes out in a very peculiar place. The BongXedo has dual funnels that can hold a few beers, total. The tubes meet at one intersection for drinking. For anyone who has any experience with beer bongs knows that the foam at the bottom of the bong can be a deal breaker. The BongXedo includes tubes that ports the base foam back up to the top so no beer is ever wasted. Efficiency at its best. Order yours.

    beer_chiller_04.jpgAmazin’ Beer Chiller - Coldest Brew in 2
    The Amazin’ Beer Chiller uses scientific principles to chill down a cold one in two minutes. Using what its makers call “patented XDR technology,” it spins a 16-or 12-ounce beer or soda can in such a way that all of the liquid is exposed to the edges of the can because of the vortex created inside, cooling it off quickly. Then comes the secret part:

    The battery-operated device also removes the heat from the outside of the can using special secret technology. All this chilling tech runs on two AA batteries, and all you have to do is just add a little ice and water. Or, you could just put your beers in the refrigerator and night before for free.

    Secret? Looks like it uses the same principle as stirring a drink with ice in a glass. So far the Amazin’ Beer Chiller is only available in Korea, but if it works as well as its maker says it does, expect to see it in the United States sometime soon.

    via gizmodo

    America’s most expensive cities

    Money stackDoesn’t it seem like New Yorkers are always bitchin’ about having to fork out ridiculous amounts of cash for regular day-to-day living? According to CNN’s stats they do have a good reason to; NY topped out the US list (ranking at #13 in the world.) Shouldn’t they be healthier? After all, it can’t be easy spending 7 bucks on a pack of cigarettes. Even the necessities like milk and bread are pricey, generally a gallon of milk costs $2.82 in the city.

    1. New York, NY
    2. Los Angeles, CA
    3. White Plains, NY
    4. San Francisco, CA
    5. Chicago, IL
    6. Miami, FL
    7. Honolulu, HI
    8. Houston, TX
    9. Washington, DC
    10. Boston, MA

    Now that you know where NOT to move you’re probably just as curious as I was about the cheapest city. If you wanna get the most bang for your buck cruise over to Winston Salem, NC where the cost of living is similar to that of a third world country (exaggerating a bit.) The survey was conducted by Mercer Human Resource Consulting; they use it to consult large international firms on what to pay their employees.